Sunday, December 20, 2009

IN LIEU OF CONTENT, (LITERAL) TOILET HUMOR

I have all these long, profound things to put up, including guest posts. Instead, I will be lazy and share this: this morning, I had to take a dump so bad it was making me limp.
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  1. Lydia SharpDecember 21, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    can't...type...(trying to breathe) holy...CRAP! Hilarious.

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  2. Steve MCDecember 21, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Yep, that's an awkward moment for sure. What gets me is when I don't even have time to grab a good book along the way. (Fortunately there's always the Farmer's Almanac on the back of the john.)

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  3. Joe SharpDecember 21, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    Kind of funny, maine. I had to mimic a firewalk into the bedroom to get my book off of the dresser. Then limp back. I looked like a firewalking Indian pimp.

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  4. Jaleh DDecember 22, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    Snickers...must hold in...son wanting to know what's so funny...don't want to share..."Adult humor, son." Hahahahahahaha!

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  5. Joe SharpDecember 24, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Hand him a crutch and a roll of toilet paper, Jaleh. Might as well practice now. He'll be a dad too, someday.

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